WTQ

heavypetting

Saturday, March 31

7pm Doors open, 8pm show
Tickets $15 available at door.

WHAT THE QUEER?! IS A CELEBRATION of the weirder side of QUEER ART, MUSIC, FASHION, and PERFORMANCE!! This is not your mother’s drag show… Get ready to let your freak flag fly HIGH!

Its a farm animal themed Queer Burlesque show! Dress up as your favorite furry friend and turn the party with your QUEEREST ANIMAL LOOQS… And don’t forget to capture the moment in our Photobooth by Micah James Artistry.
Hosted by your favorite bearded bitch…Vera Saucy!!

With our special Guest….Los Angeles’s most Beautiful Bear Queen….PINCHE QUEEN!!!
….But you can just call her DAD.

horseHead2With some special droppings from out resident livestock:
Rubye Moore
Benaddiction
Astrud Aurelia
Utada Nova
Rosetta Stoned
NiieveZass
Fondra Farce

Plus look out for some pop-up performances from a few furry lil groundhogs…
Lexi Couture
Revel Lucian

and a mukbang performance by CHINA DELUXXX
plus many more TBA

Including performances from the winner of January’s open stage contest!!
An extra bloody surprise!
Look out for a live fetish/play piercing demonstration by Mummy Cat!!

AND YOU GUESSED IT:
An Open Stage contest starring YOU!!! Calling all Drag Queens and Kings, Strippers, Break-dancing Midgets, out-of-work Comedians, Motivational Twerkers, Bearded Ladies, Competitive Eaters, Straight men in their Girlfriend’s Clothes, Dick Jugglers, Contortionists, Catholic Priests, and Lesbian Lumberjacks….Do you have a moderately entertaining talent?? We wanna see what you’ve got! Make us GAG, make us Scream, make us PUKE! Show us something we’ve never seen before! but Don’t bring none of that top 40 bullshit… THE WEIRDER THE BETTER. Come with your music ready! Winner gets a tip spot in next month’s show and some other cool accoutrements from www.VeraSaucy.com!

Also: a SALACIOUS Barnyard ShAfter party immediately following… (secret location TBA)
& you know there’s gonna be a lot of HEAVY PETTING….
See you horny goats thereeee

****This show contains sexually explicit and potentially offensive material. Please be advised.*****
The show must go on…..rain or shine the animals will still perform for you.

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